Day 22; Saturday, June 19th, 1999
Start: Havre, Montana
End: Glendive, Montana
435 Miles
In the morning I'm ready to go fairly
early,
having left everything attached to
the bike
in the parking lot. Havre, Montana
seems
like the kind of place where you could
probably
get away with that.
I grab breakfast at a restaurant a
couple
blocks down the main drag, gas up,
and head
east on Rte. 2. It's another nice day,
no
rain, but it's warming up quickly.
Eastern Montana is more of the same,
ie,
rolling grasslands where you can see
forever.
Some Indian reservations, small towns
scattered
along Rte. 2. A set of railroad tracks
parallels
much of Rte. 2 through Montana, and
periodically
a fast freight appears from out of
nowhere
and then disappears again.
And now it's just plain hot out...
I continue across northern Montana,
stopping
in roadside rests to drink lukewarm
water.
One small town is having a rodeo.,
another
a car wash. Still another, Nashua I
think,
has a historical museum with a paddlewheel
ferryboat on display, in use until
relatively
recently on a nearby river, with a
large
chain and sprocket driving the paddlewheel.
Neat!
Rte. 2 in the eastern half of Montana
has
the worst construction of the entire
trip,
with deep gravel, some dirt (glad it's
dry),
and extremely bad washboarding. Much,
much
worse than the Dempster, but without
the
flats. I worry a bit about the soft
rims
on the BMW as my vision blurs momentarily
from the pounding - yuck!
Aside from the heat, the riding is
pleasant,
with my mind wandering as I look at
the scenery.
I procrastinate on lunch, and eventually
it's early evening and I'm very, very
hungry;
as in "My stomach really hurts!"
type of hungry.
I pull off Rte. 2 in Williston, North
Dakota;
and cruise down the main drag looking
for
somewhere to eat. There’s a BMW K75S
parked
outside one of the shops, but nothing
that
looks like a restaurant. Thinking that
maybe
there's a little storefront cafe that
I missed,
I do a U-turn to check it all out a
second
time. This time the owner of the K75
is standing
next to it, and he flags me down; I
pull
over.
He asks where I'm coming from, and
if he
can buy me a beer. I ask “Where’s a
good
place to eat?” We introduce ourselves;
he's
Joe Whalen - owner of DIA, Dakota Internet
Access, the local Internet service
provider
in Williston, North Dakota.
We walk over to the bar across the
street,
I have a pop - but it turns out there's
no
food available at the bar. Shoot! We
talk
a bit - about riding, about the Internet,
about the LDR list, my vest project,
Alaska,
small business, local ISP’s vs. AOL.
Great
conversation, but my stomach is growling
loudly now and it's more than a little
embarrassing...
Suddenly Joe's face lights up, could
I wait
a bit longer on supper, and would I
mind
heading back west a little bit? I ask
why.
Well, in Glendive, MT, there's an all-u-can-eat
hog roast going on tonight at the fairgrounds,
sponsored by Montana ABATE; with a
live band,
lots of Harleys, some other bikes too,
and
camping - probably real cheap. I ask
how
far. Joe says about 100 miles. Hmm.
OK.
We return to DIA, Joe loans me a computer
to check my e-mail while he logs onto
Mapquest
to print out some directions for me.
About
the time that I'm done e-mailing news
home,
Joe has the directions printed out
for me.
Perfect!
He tells me to be careful, that there's
some
severe weather forecast for the area,
but
that it may miss Glendive. Or it may
not.
We exchange business cards, good-byes,
and
handshakes; then I'm off to gas up
before
heading to Glendive.
The route Joe has sent me on to Glendive
is marked scenic on most maps. It's Rte.
85 south, Rte. 200 west back into Montana,
then Rte. 16 south along the Yellowstone
River through scenery much like the badlands
of South Dakota. Beautiful! Since Rte. 200
connects two points of little importance,
it's extremely unlikely that I'd have ever
headed down it myself, no reason to. Another
lucky break, I'm definitely glad to be on
this road!
I go in and out of light rain a few
times,
the miles pass quickly in spite of
the hunger
pangs.
I find the fairgrounds, but there's
a hitch
- you have to either be a member of
ABATE
to get in, or you have to join ABATE.
For
those that don't know, ABATE stands
for "American
Bikers Aiming Towards Education".
Mostly
Harley, mostly concerned with making
sure
that those who ride, decide. I don't
care
about politics either way, but I don't
dislike
Harleys, so I ask how much for the
band,
the camping, the beer, the party, and
the
food? Answer - $23. $15 for ABATE membership,
$8 for the party. My stomach talks
me into
opening my wallet, while my brain is
helping
to close the deal with thoughts like
"$23
for all that is really a good deal!"
What the heck, I'm in......
And that's how this BMW rider became
a card-carrying
member of Montana ABATE.
I find the food, it's next to the band,
and
then wander around looking at the bikes
while
eating. It's mostly Harleys, but there
is
also a Gold Wing, some Japanese V-twins,
and an older air-cooled flat-twin BMW.
Not
so bad. I don't exactly fit in here,
though.
Nobody else seems to have a month's
worth
of gear bungeed onto the back of their
bike.
As I finish eating, a Harley rider
comes
over to me, welcomes me, shakes my
hand with
a very firm grip, and asks where in
the Hell
I came from with all that stuff on
the bike.
I reply "Alaska". He gets
a strange
look on his face, and asks where I
started
from, I reply "Ohio". The
look
gets stranger, as he's still shaking
my hand
he asks how did I hear about their
little
party? With a perfectly straight face,
I
explain: "Well, it's the damnedest
thing.
I was talking with some locals up in
Alaska,
and when they found out I was from
Ohio,
they asked if I'd be going through
Glendive
on my way home, because they heard
there
was a really great party going on in
Glendive
on the 19th...."
The Harley guy looks me straight in
the eye,
still shaking my hand, bursts out laughing
and says: "You're so full of shit
-
Welcome!!! Have a great time!"
I pause,
then tell him the real story about
Joe Whalen
sending me his way. He wanders off,
beer
in hand, with a big grin, chuckling
to himself
and shaking his head.
I wander around, looking at the bikes, talking
with the riders. There's maybe 30 bikes there,
and many are custom Harleys but nobody seems
to have a problem with the Japanese V-twins
being there too. Word seems to spread fast
about where I came from, and eventually I'm
answering a lot of questions about Alaska
and the far north, showing the pictures from
the trip, and having people's eyes pop open
wide when I explain that the crash in the
mud was 300 miles off pavement.
I talk about the vest a little bit
there,
too, but the general reaction is "What
would you ever do with it?". If
I have
to explain, you wouldn't understand...
The band ranges from good to mediocre,
some
songs they do a very good job on and
others,
well..... They do play loud, though.
After a while, I set up my tent in
front
of one of the buildings on the fairground.
Once I'm done, the lightning begins
- but
it's far away, can't even hear it,
up in
the clouds to the west. Big lightning,
lighting
up the entire cloud bank in the distance,
going on and on. Several of us are
there
watching it, while listening to the
band
and talking; laughing and cheering
when there's
a particularly bright lightning bolt.
It's
a great show!
Eventually, I'm really whipped. But I'm well
fed, I've had good company to talk motorcycles
with; I’m happy and content. I go to bed,
but the band plays on and on and on, very
loudly, the tent walls block nothing, neither
do earplugs; the music just goes on and on,
and on, and on, and on.....
Doug Grosjean
Pemberville, Ohio
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